I can offer Tesla the Newburghring. They’ve got supercharges there already!

And you can switch the steering wheel position (watch from 0:28)

Ha! I should have know that Space Balls will be referenced.

Look what the cat dragged in from eBay

What an awesome picture! I am just wondering how the skinny girl on the right made the manatee water polo team???

And to combine that with the beer truck news

Yes! It’d be a great compliment to this! Cheers!

I apologize most sincerely! I did not realize that there was a minimum level of carducation needed to enter this site. Perhaps, somewhere, in the vast cyberspace, there is a dedicated site, where all uninitiated gear-heads can obtain the sacred pre-J (pre-Jalopnik) knowledge. There, they can brush up on all famous car…

Care to note that you’re quoting somebody? Like P.J. O’Rourke? 

That guy used to come into my garage thru a side door, until I started locking it. In this picture he is checking out a huge wasp nest in that fir tree.

A lack of manuals? I am pretty sure there is a manual in every new truck.

Great man! Even USSR respected him, and we could buy his translated biography. Interestingly enough, the title of the translation was something like “Lee Iacocca, Career of a Manager.” It was a fascinating read even in Russian translation. I feel obliged to get the English original and reread it now.

Or pretty much any subway line or platform in NYC. I remember riding the A train once. A drunk was sleeping, stretched out on his side and occupying the precious 6 feet of seating space. Nobody cared. Then he woke up, unzipped his fly, whipped out his dick, and proceeded peeing all over. That finally got people moving…

I think that a more plausible explanation could be that Zaphod was passing by in a ship with the Improbability Engine, and all kind of improbable crap happens when such improbable stuff happens 

I am scared! From the back - is it Darth Vader on wheels? 

Thank you! It’s nice to see that somebody is quoting Douglas Adams! It was a great episode where they high-jacked the totally black ship. The only thing better, I think, was the fact that the ship’s owner was spending some time dead for tax purposes.

How about this one:

Gibbs Quadski - Is that a name of a Polish guy? Sorry, this has been asked already, right CobraJoe?