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If they can bring back Darth Maul after he was literally cut in half, then anything’s possible, but was there that much to Mace Windu as a character? He’s kind of a dick for 3 movies and then he dies in a pretty messed up way by getting his hand cut off, electrocuted, and thrown out of a high story window.

I hated Daredevil, but I’ve had a few people tell me that the extended version is good. I dunno, seems like potentially putting myself in the situation of watching that movie again, but this time more of it, is an unwise decision. 

Between this, Scream, and Studio 666, is there a horror movie coming out this year that Jenna Ortega isn’t in? 

Michael Corleone: a villain or a tragic hero?

Does every Star Wars TV show have to take place on Tatooine? Aren’t there other planets in this universe? I know there’s no way around that here, and it’s more of a problem with Boba Fett, which could used an entirely different location and told essentially the same story, though I guess with fewer call backs and

“ok, let’s talk about click bait bad journalism”

I think when most people say “cut the cast” they actually mean, “Aidy, Cecily, Kate, Kenan, Pete: guys, you’ve been great, but it’s time to move on and give the new guys a chance”

Superhero movie makes money” is the new “dog bites man”

Did you just refer to this guy as a “massive superstar”?

Remember how the AV Club was reviewing Fleabag and then just suddenly forgot to cover the last two episodes of the season/series?

I assume this is to delay the release of the documentary, but I wonder if he’s heard of this thing called “discovery” that happens in these cases 

For those who don’t want to go through over 40 pages of slideshow, here’s the full list:

He was definitely underrated as a comedian. He could be just as funny as Lucky and it was especially impressive because he was keeping up with one of the best of all time and doing it in his non-native language.

Where was Chevy Chase?

I think the grade is fair. It’s an ok movie, not the worst of the MCU, but nowhere near the best. Mostly I thought Guy Pearce’s character had the dumbest motivation for becoming a supervillain: Tony Stark ditched him one time and he never got over it.

I want to hear from the Doof Warrior! 

Zoolander 2 is a sequel that’s so bad in every way that it retroactively made me rethink if the first one was ever good in the first place. It’s like its badness rippled through time, destroying once beloved things.

I just can’t get excited for The Batman. It just looks like a dime store version of previous Batman movies, especially Batman Returns and Batman Begins. Nothing about it looks new or original or even interesting. 

It’s not conspiratorial, they are 100% sabotaging their own product and trying to kill it.

I’m also a journalist with an Android phone. I record my calls with the Voice Recorder app. You have to have them on speaker phone, so it’s not perfect, but it can still record them.