oh my god, that person #alllivesmatter’d you about DOGS

Not to be outdone (but still hopelessly cute):

Unpopular opinion: zoos done right are ok. Yes the animal is sacrificing something for our gain, and that is a sad truth and one we should tell our children and always be aware of, but a zoo with a focus on conservancy and education rather than a focus in fun and silliness is a worthwhile thing, in my opinion.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

Umm...what’s going on with the comments on this article? Y'all crazy.

I still haven’t forgiven FOX for canceling Almost Human. That show was great. FOX is trash.

FWIW, the showrunner said there is absolutely no chance it’ll be a character already on the show.

This is important because the writers made a black woman feel expendable in her own damn show! We get disrespected so bad and all people tell us is to wait our turn! We have so few black leads out there and they killed one of our darlings!

It’s shitty that women weren’t able to get crisis support services because of a fucking maggot-filled deflated basketball, but it does sound like closing was the safest option.

Yes, and London cab drivers literally have their brains enlarge to memorize routes. Brains are not static. Boys are better at “spatial relations” because we teach that shit to them since they are very young. There has been studies showing people literally treat their infants differently based on sex. Sorry, but most…

“Oh shit, the _____ are going to treat us as badly as we’ve treated them all these years? EVERYBODY PANIC!

“My next song explores how profoundly unfair it is that black people can use the n-word, and I can’t.”

“Dress like a drag queen! Dance this African voodoo inspired Maya Angelou lyrical! This isn’t because you’re black! Don’t get angry!”

Poor poor Nia. She is the epitome of Black Girl Magic with her amazing dancing and she still can’t catch a break from the dark cloud that is Abby. Always stuck with Black choreography (with Abby being like, she should be proud of her heritage!) while Holly is like, “Yes, my daughter’s Black, but that’s not all she is.”

Excited for when Abby makes Nia play OJ and murders the other girls! (It’s gonna happen sooner or later, right?)

Hell, even without the discovery can we send Don Lemon to Mozambique anyways? And leave them there? Let’s make him Mozambique’s problem now.

I just want to warn everyone that these aren't "viral" videos in the sense that they have become inexplicably popular on the internet, but viral videos in the sense that if you watch them, a horrible and fatal literal virus will be transmitted into your brain and will kill you.

umm, the symbolism here....ah caints handle it :

When all the catholic girls in my hometown were getting purity rings, I sort of found myself wanting one. I was (am?) pretty materialistic although in the purity regards I suppose I'm "morally casual". Anyways, my dad bought me a ring and said "this ring should remind you that you're allowed to do whatever you feel…

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