A comment my friend made on FB, “ How long before we see this fuckshit on screen with Renee Zellweger?”

But the stuff James Frey lied about was at least a little plausible, no?

This piece incensed me to no end. I am Nigerian-American and the patronizing, offensive tone of this piece made me a little crazy over the weekend. Where does one begin? Even if her entire story is true, giving it the benefit of the doubt, this singular Africa that underlies her entire story no longer exists, and in…

Morgan Freeman will provide the voice-over narration informing viewers where Zambia is.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

The movie adaptation will win Best Picture in 2018. Going bravely against ethnic type, Emma Stone will play the lead white character.

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

Knowing Delilah, I half expected the conversation to end with her telling the woman what she really needed was to light a fire in the fireplace, pour a little wine, and just take a night off from worrying to reconnect with her partner.

So I’m not a Delilah listening, but I will never forget when I was in high school (15 fucking years ago, kill me now) and my friend was tuned to her. The following conversation ensued...

What jinni learned, today:

I was thinking about my baby doll dress and combat boots this very morning!

Holy shit, this bitch’s self-regard! In the first para of that little self-loving blog post, she describes how a former boss she calls “Cunt Chocula” hated her from the beginning, and says, “I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan.”

“Bye Felicia with the cancer” is her next blog post. She sounds like a narcissist.

What would the rest of her life been like? She would have either been institutionalized or a major burden on her family.

“She also didn’t have real boyfriends or go out on dates”.

“I sold my friend the drugs she used to overdose, and I went to prison, but I learned *sooo* much about myself in the process ❤️”

*sounds of Bob Belcher GROANING*

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just