Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

Maybe she has expressed the limits of her creativity.

Fingerbanging his ego alone must take up a good 40% of your day.

The loudest aren't always the most numerous. They delude themselves into thinking they are the virtuous victims of a corrupt system when in reality, their parents voted in the scumbag that hauled away all the jobs and gave them nothing in return. The white working class is so exasperating. I cannot wait for it to…

this guy fucks

Because 2 is too few, and because 3 is odd and unlucky, you should always follow the rule of 4. 4 is a nice tidy symetrical approach to drunkenness.

Despise the use of the word “pussy” to mean weak. The word should be reclaimed and used to denote strength. For example, “Serena’s tennis game is so pussy! She is amazingly talented.”

Clarification is important. It is a vile act in any case, but the distinction (“Syrian refugee kills woman” vs “man murders partner”) makes a difference in the lives of other innocent people.

Can we all continue to laugh at him for fucking a pig?

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*

I kept eagerly asking my husband (while he was watching the stage on DVR), “Have the llamas attacked yet? Have they? Have you seen any llamas?” No llamas appeared during race coverage. DISAPPOINTED.

Same, I’m 30, and I’d have a tough time stooping down to the 20s for anyone.

I’m 33. You couldn’t pay me to date a 26 year old. (Insert the “to each their own” disclaimer.)

The poorly educated, but terrifyingly well armed.

I’m Canadian and I’m not offended. I once met a woman from Belfast and assumed she was Canadian because I could not hear an accent. (Usually I do hear an Irish accent, but not hers for some reason. Her Australian roommate could hear it, though.

Actually, let me correct you with some facts that I definitely did not make up or anything. The British people accent was originally sounded like what dinosaurs sound like when they talk but when the Tri-Lateral Commission took over the throne in 1816, they made a treaty with the Lizard People and all the British…

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

I just have a problem with someone who chooses their wardrobe based on what looks the most “tribal.”

are Girl Scout Cookies objectively horrible, but subjectively such a part of Americana that suggesting they are anything other than ambrosia is tantamount to treason?

I think Girl Scout Cookies may be an acquired taste.