This comment thread is depressing as fuck.

I have a buddy who love to sport fish for muskie, and he does this because it attracts exactly the kind of women he’s in to. Gotta use the right bait, amirite

Have you adopted? I am asking because it is not easy. It’s also not asked of couples not dealing with infertility or illness on the reg. In fact, her husband having cystic fibrosis also could count them out from adoption. Private adoption is expensive (as much as three rounds of IVF at my clinic, if you pay out of…

SUN.SCREEN.

I’m gonna stay irked that she announced them as “Sir Carter & Rumi”. Why doesn’t Rumi also get looped in with the Carter name? Not “Sir & Rumi Carter”, or god forbid “Rumi & Sir Carter”...

Is no one going to discuss that photoshopped taut belly?

We can duck and cover in the corner together. I thought the pregnancy pics were a bit over the top but this is beyond.

There’s also this pervasive notion that compromise = settling. If you have to modify one behavior, or that if your partner can’t modify something about them, then you’re settling for the less than. She won’t look hot for me? I’m not settling! He’s perfect except that he won’t participate in my interests? Settling!

The nice thing about small titties is: they won’t hang!

She’s so obviously playing the “oh teehee I’m the only woman in a room full of men. I’m so adorable! I can play these dudes.” thing. No honey. They think you’re a child, and you’re confirming it to them.

Hi, everyone!

My god I didn’t realize how many conversations with friends start with “Did you hear who’s pregnant?” or “So my kid did blah blah blah today...” But once you start being on the lookout for them, they’re everywhere. It’s like an emotional minefield. And you know people don’t mean to be insensitive. They just don’t…

I’m watching the hell out of this. I’ve missed him so much since Dont Trust the B**** in Apt 23 was canceled.

my what?

After a while the people who try to give you ‘hope’ just start to get annoying. They don’t understand that they’re not giving you hope, they’re reminding you that, by not having the ever present urge to pair up with someone, you’re a freak.

Totally agree. Mr. Smuttins and I have decided that we are not planning to have children. (Words chosen carefully because friends also made the same decision and have a 1:1000 baby, born while on an IUD.)