PoI's equivalent of a silent clock. I'd expect nothing less for Shaw.

ENTIRELY CAPITALISED LACKING GRAMMATICAL INTEGRITY CONSISTENCY SIMILAR PHRASE WITH ENTHUSIASM AND SADNESS

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Ah, when Q was fun to read… those were the days. I dimly recall.

Fear Effect was cel-shaded characters against 3D backgrounds, if I remember correctly? I should remember, used to love that game!

feat. Stockard Channing as someone who would have been funnier if I could have thought of someone specific for her to be

IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH

Ah, Skippy.

You have selected "no".

I for one would love to see a film adaptation of Sega's Aladdin game.

Shall we beat him / her / it up?

Where the fuck is Person Of Interest, that's what I want to know.

I like it! And I have met one other person who likes it.

Did the sequel take place across the street at 22 Jump Street?

That's impossible, even for an Internet.

Funny you should say that about US political satire vs. UK political satire, 'cos I was thinking recently that there's really a dearth of decent, genuinely biting political satire in the UK right now. The closest we've come in recent years is Charlie Brooker's stuff, like Newswipe etc, but there isn't really anything…

Zuckuss?

Agent Expanded Capabilities!

HELLO YOU.

I feel ya.