In this version it's a rib cage instead of a glass slipper.

Which all eventually turns out to be a movie that Abed is making… or is it?

You made it that far?

He can't be good at everything.

Sweet rate, dude.

Bonestorm, eh?

Imagine it! Two tactless, hyper-intelligent grouches rattling around the universe mis-reading social cues, being far too blunt in sensitive situations and generally rubbing everybody they meet up the wrong way. It would be fucking brilliant.

"there are anonymous sources claiming that the film ends with Luke Skywalker, in the confusion of a battle with Adam Driver's character, killing Han Solo."

CHLOE FROM 24 (specifically Season 5) AS NEW COMPANION OR GTFO

Avengers: Wee Little Puppet War Pt. 1
Avengers: Wee Little Puppet War Pt. 2

AAAAAH THIS IS WEIRD. Last night I was idly thinking back to books I enjoyed when I was younger, and remembered the Alanna books, which I hadn't literally hadn't thought about in years. "Hmm," I thought. "Wonder why nobody's filmed them yet. She'd be a great heroine to see on screen."

Then this morning I go on io9 (I'm…

AAAAH THIS IS WEIRD. Last night I was idly thinking back to books I enjoyed when I was younger, and I remembered the Alanna books, which I literally hadn't thought about in years. "Hmm," I thought. "Wonder why nobody's tried to make a film of those yet."

I get up this morning and go on io9 (I'm in the UK) and HERE BE…

Not to be confused with areichmetic.

Thank you. I shall henceforth endeavour to conduct myself with more decorum.

DARRRRKNESS

The A.V. Club

It's from that Hawaiian burger joint. I ain't never had one myself.

Genuinely cool story :)

YES. When I first saw this in the cinema, that reveal, that music... not ashamed to say I shed a little tear. Still gives me a chill.

What a prick.