SMEAR ME WITH THAT MEAT TORNADO JAKE GYLLENHAAL! (No homo, no gay)

He pays someone to have sexytimes with her!?

Well. The Guy in High is kinda like a guest star in his own show.

Li'l Sebastian fictional? Do your research better AV Club. He's real!

Jimmy Fallon should be banned for his fake laugh.

Everybody`s fuuuuuuking somebody's mom tonite.

I think it`s alive.

Some kid on XboxLive called me "fucking americano". I somewhat talk like an american sometime, more than i talk like a british person. Also since i have family in the states i was kinda bound to talk english since i was a child.

If you mean everything outside the US and A. Yes, infuckingdeed.

I'm from Norway, nothing special. Maybe just better living conditions than the states, but still not much is special here.

Still, many Americans believe Norway is fictional. I think this just adds to that belief.

That`s Disney getting a part of your soul. FEEEED US, says Mickey Mouse in his billion dollar house.

GOD DARN RANDOM FUCkING PEOPLE!

Can we blame Viva Laughlin for the terrible show known as Glee?