Short a tension span, then?

Japan: Stop buying all our GT-Rs!

Send them to Nissan dealerships for safekeeping.  Nobody goes there.

Sorry Japan, you’ve had these things to yourself for 25 years... If you don’t have one by now, it’s probably not gonna happen.

Well, maybe if they weren't so fucking stingy with them in the first place...

When Nissan send their cars, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending cars that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing CVT. They’re bringing mediocrity. They’re Rogues. And none, I assume, are good cars.

Guys, I think I’ve come up with a plan to save Nissan. They just have to sell new R34 GT-Rs instead of new R35s.

I love that Toyota is big enough that they can partner with other brands to keep fun cars in production.  It’s increasingly hard to make a business case for these ventures, but I’m glad they’re finding a way.

The only reason to buy a Maserati is to announce to the world that you’ve got more money than sense.

Damn, I thought there was always 3 things you could count on: Death, Taxes and the EJ20. Looks like it’s time to pour out some coolant and oil together, as all Subaru engines intended.

Get a Genesis G70 instead

The Toyobaru doesn’t need more power. It needs to be less boring. Just having an engine that is more engaging would do that even if it wasn’t actually any faster. Toyota’s complete unwillingness to turbocharge the stupid thing is utterly baffling. A smaller turbo motor would add some excitement, and be right in line…

As a childless man, I prefer cars where the floor hasn't been removed.

Every stripper I’ve ever seen genuinely wants to fuck me. It’s clear.

LMAOOOO

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

Everyone who thought they wanted one of these left the dealership with a GTI: change my mind.

Leave Arya out of this. She’s a hero.

Horsepower doesn't care what badge you rock. Just sayin'.

As this isn’t that common knowledge, the title really should have been: