Well no luck changing the number today I guess. We’ll give it another go at breaking the streak tomorrow.

Was just about to talk about moo points. Thunder stealer.

Remember when foreign film festivals were classy?

kicked Disick to the curb (where he summers, winters, springs, and falls)

Watson is definitely good, but not nearly as good as the actors in Olive Garden commercials. You genuinely feel like they are enjoying Olive Garden, which they aren’t.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Second-hottest Robin Hood after the cartoon fox

With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.…

Trump’s tax returns probably won’t show income or loans from Russia; it’s dirty money in cash or laundered through the Bank of Cyprus. This will take sophisticated forensic accounting. Meanwhile cherchez la fille: Ivanka is most likely the family bag man.

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

Probably depressing to realize you are just an object to your husband, and he will go out and pick up a newer model the minute you stop being fun.

My first reaction is “KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS ASSHOLE AND SUPPORT YOUR SUFFERING WIFE, YOU SELFISH PRICK”

I cannot defend it as a good movie, but I’ve always had a bizarre love for “Wildcats”
Goldie stars as a suprisingly on-it coach who is trying to control a super-stereotyped inner-city HS football team lead by Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson, both of whom look like they are 13 years old.

Yes but Private Benjamin is so strange. It’s like two completely different movies. I love the first half, but the second half just makes me want to scream. I hate the second half.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the part where he quotes Churchill. Sorry.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.