It’s so weird that Tim Robbins came out of that relationship looking like the more rational of the two. Tim Mother Fucking Robbins.

I’ve also seen him lose his phone under 400 sq ft of poured concrete, so you might be onto something.

To be fair, I’ve watched this knucklehead go into the water twice with his phone in his pocket, and that’s just walking through the room while my wife was watching it. Maybe they called one of those times while he was getting his phone replaced?

The Drunk History on Lewis and Clark:

according to the lawsuit, filed on behalf of Lewis and Clark...

I’m with Gaines here.

Happy days! I detest these intsagram celebs and look forward to their downfall.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

I can’t believe this guy thinks he’s going to have a next year. There isn’t going to be a next year.

“We feel that once the intersection occurs across all platform brand engagement will continue to validate different channels.” Yes getting a degree in PR killed any desire I ever have to work in a corporate setting.

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

Also did you note the creepy kind of hitting on her he was doing at the end? Classic transphobe/chaser :/

Privilege is being able to joke about walking away without thinking about it.

Plus they could have put her in serious danger depending on how unhinged the antitrans person is.

I saw the ad. If it was me? I would have left the anti trans bigot at the bar by himself. I am not sitting down and smiling with a guy that thinks I shouldn’t exist. I don’t have to pander to some bigots feelings either.

No entertainer who thinks of herself as a singer, as she does, is getting a nose job.

I just spent 15 minutes listening to my best friend/neighbors father recounting a story of almost being eaten by hyenas when he was a kid. That has nothing to do with this article I just wanted to tell someone.

Tiny? La La? What is this, Teletubbies?

I snort-laughed at “I’M SORRY OK DAMN.”

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.