What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

“Plancelled.”

As a professional musician who has spent half of my life in a practice room learning how to actually play, it always chaps my ass when glorified karaoke singers call themselves musicians. And great, now I sound like Simon Cowell before I’ve even had my coffee.

He’s the biggest producer in Hollywood (and the most well known award season campaigner). Actors who want longevity in their careers (and fame AND Oscar noms/wins) will NEVER take a stand against him.. I’ll bet you a cold one that once Harvey dies, 6893481298598 negative stories about him will surface.

oh god i was eating spaghetti I WAS EATING SPAGHETTI

It’s a half-hearted condemnation. Traditionally, kids make scarecrow-like effigies of Fawkes made from old clothes stuffed with newspaper, they sit outside their houses begging passers-by for coins (shouting “Penny for the Guy”), and some of those effigies get burned on bonfires. We’re savages.

Didn’t Melissa pull some shady shit with her last two exes?

The Surite have already put their best man on the job!

Wasn’t it a dorm bathroom? Public enough for me!

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

Mah cullahs are Blush and Bashful, Mama.

Your cullas are pink and pink.

Blush and Bashful

Nice things are nice!

Because she adopted a lot of high-risk orphans who had emotional problems already due to their horrible circumstances. She was totally Angelina before Angelina existed, plus she purposefully adopted children who would otherwise have a very difficult time finding a home.

I like nice things.