Burma shave.

Will it be better or worse than Prometheus though?

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

And if these books are giving women a tingle, they should check out their aunt’s collection of grocery store porn lit - you know, the ones with Fabio types on the cover. I’d say the level of writing is about the same. When I was young my family rented a cottage and I perused their book collection and WHOA did I learn…

There was a time when Rykiel's look was so iconic, so quintessentially "universal French" that in Private Benjamin (1981) Goldie Hawn's character, Judy Benjamin moves to Paris and immediately changes her hair to the bright-red Rykiel look - and it was a visual joke that the entire global audience immediately…

If John Krasinski is still jacked a year later - and feeling awesome in his renovated dad bod - I feel for Emily Blunt. Every time HungryHubby goes on a fitness kick, all he can talk about are (1) his workouts and (2) his caloric intake, and all I can think about is punching him in the face.

Preeeetty sure Britney (and all of her money) is still under the control of her conservators... The clothes and signed albums are probably the only thing that is truly hers to give...

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

Deadspin, a sports blog that I’ve only read once. Unfortunately, I forgot that no one at that site has ever had sex before, so none of them knew what I was talking about.

It basically was my nightmare scenario. The only way that movie works is if you don’t identify with Heigl at all, otherwise it’s watching a woman sacrifice her life because she had a one night stand. Not exactly comedy material is what I’m saying.

I saw her very up close recently and she doesn’t even use botox anymore. She has wrinkles like any woman her age would. And I have a couple of friends who have had ‘mini lifts’ at that age, so I know what to look for.

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Have you ever read about narcissistic personality disorder and narcissistic abuse? Your story seems pretty classic for that, especially the complete discard at the end. I’ve been reading everything I can about it because I only recently realized I have a narcisstic parent, and…

People don’t know what IRL looks like anymore.

As a CNA who spent five years working in skilled nursing facilities I feel highly qualified to say fuck this fucking motherfucker.

I went to HR exactly once in my 40 year career about harassment and was fired the next fucking DAY.

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

Sometimes on the weekends I go down the “Forensic Files” rathole and let episode after episode play while I’m cleaning or whatever. It seems like it’s becoming almost impossible to get away with violent crime, given the way technology has advanced. But then I realize it’s hardly necessary, since today’s dumbasses film…

Watching this it just dawned on me “can you image grandpa blaming FDR or IKE for being attacked during the Battle Of The Bulge?”

Oh, I think with her secondary (nowadays probably her primary) career, she’s probably seen a hell of a lot more than most of us have.