I really hate that one. The first time someone said it to me I couldn't hide my face. I was so offended. "Oh it's a joke oh ok. That's a horrible thing to say, thanks."

My son is autistic and someone- a stranger- recently suggested cheerfully that I should have another child because "you never know, the next one could be normal!"

in my house, tequila starts a fight. I gets REAL truthy when I gets tequila'd up.

I worked retail with a guy who was really hard to schedule because of his religion. They didn't believe in clocks. They also never planned their meetings but waiting to receive a feeling and then they would meet for an unknown amount of days. He also went through phases of not talking because all communication was…

that horrible perfume by Estée Lauder"Beautiful"? Covers smoke like no other. I had it in the glove box, all during high school.

I don't know if I buy his story about his daughter. Can pediatricians see kids without a parent present? I believe a parent has to be present for liability?

I also have a not-related uncle whose attention towards me from 11 onwards caused me to erupt in facial hives nearly every time I was around him. I don't think he ever did anything - I have no memories - but something was off.

Husbands and wives is very good until you realize he got caught with the Soon Yee pictures WHILE they filmed it. Everything gets very creepy after you realize that.

that's what it looks like? Strangeness with the hairline fo sho

Request:

I was just at a Starbucks in L.A. and a lady was reading a chalkboard sign they had where it said they now offered Coconut milk.

A - FUCKING - MEN

Thanks. It really is more like a freeze rather than composure- I kind of go away somewhere inside when bad things happen. Years later and i am finally starting to shorten this process.

Oh you guys. I dated a narcissist for a million years and this was definitely the worst day ever. We had a long distance thing and it had gone from "crazy fun casual" to "super romance sweeping off feet" over a few months. I was flying out to see him every school break, I was so so so IN LOVE.

I'm

who is that? It's really good!

some old dude said something similar to me as I was checking my phone for a text from my husband and walking my then 3 yr old in his stroller. Something took over me and I blurted out "get the F&ck over yourself" to him. Fuck these people they need a hobby and a xanax.

you need to start seeing a therapist ASAP. It will help you sort it out without panic. You are gonna need some help with this one and that is OK- more than OK. I have 2 friends who were where you are now. They got through it- they did leave their husbands- but the world did not end. No one died. It just takes some…

I was going through a very bad bout of PPD and my husband's best friend's partner messaged me about how great it was that my husband and his bf were going to puerto Rico together. This was news to me, and turned out to be totally just an idea the bf had. I texted back "if he's ever going to pr, it will be with me!"…

Am I the only one who watched these and then immediately painted my toenails? Jesus, even old advertising works.