oh you just hated when someone's phone number had a lot of 9s and 0s!

Bake and then eat an entire angel food cake.

I was in a Starbucks in LA and the woman in front of me asked this question: " Your coconut milk..............is that..........almond milk?"

I over use "Who's leaving books out to spoil??"

"Observe my foresight...mackintosh squares!"

in my experience- yes. They love it.

the truth is, it's better to do this alone than with a grown up baby. If he can't change his behavior then he qualifies as a child. You will have 2 children, one who drinks and cannot be a support and help to you!

Please let the replacement be Samantha Bee!

yes exactly!!

Grammy voter here- you have to have something to do with the music world to qualify then pay a fee and you get to vote. Most "non famous big money category" people who make it to the short list have a pr campaign to get everyone who can possibly qualify to please register as a grammy voter and then vote.

Hawaii wedding- found these at Macy's. Gold metallic heel w shells on the t strap.

dear self: write and sign that DNR today/notarize etc.

I just moved to LA and have already had way too many conversations about vaccines and autism. I actually cried today because my dry cleaner would not stop talking about it. He knows my son has autism and its all he talks about when I go in there. Changing dry cleaners. I had to put my hand and and say "Sorry I'm sorry…

I have just filled an rx for lexapro and needed to hear this. It's been 15 years for me as well! Turns out not eating sugar hasn't cured it, neither did exercise or accupuncture or yoga or moving to a new city or more hobbies or learning to be a vegetarian or going caffeine free or having a baby! Man I'm tired.

Gawker obvs needs to up the pay checks around this here joint! Wtf! Burt plz don't leaveuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggddsgvkvyssy

I am sorry that happened to you. My MIL is a real piece of work, I work daily to undo what she did to my husband. He's defensive of her because it's his mom but he also knows she seriously fucked him up.

hugs back atcha. Sadly I learned well from my mom and I tend to freeze up in the face of big emotions. I either clean the kitchen or do laundry and utter platitudes and I cannot believe I have inherited this dreadful coping mechanism.

I'm still sad about my dress appointment. I invited my mom and my sister. I was so excited to be getting married, I guess I just wanted to feel special. I thought they would like being asked, huge mistake. My mom checked out, mentally. She was like a doll or a shell or something. Barely spoke. My sister squinted at me…

I have tiny little lips and any color on them ages me so drastically that I have given up on lip color. Seriously I go from decent enough 41 year old to Church Directory Photo of sad old woman in one application of lipstick.

I truly wonder how some people are still alive.