tequila!

This all started when women decided to leave their natural environment, the kitchen, to go to college. Now they expect to walk freely amongst young men, flaunting their breasts and buttocks, without the natural consequence of sexual intercourse. I mean, who actually expects a man 18-21 to NOT take a girl who so…

This is a comment meant to infer that this particular woman is wanting "special treatment" instead of wanting true "equality" which would mean taking responsibility for putting herself in the position to be "raped". It's the same head spinning logic that young white males employ when espousing Libertarianism. It's…

THAT MUG IS AMAZING. I'm bookmarking your etsy page because I want a custom mug,

I was just here to say this amateur night! Yuck. The pricey prix-fixe crap dinners and crowds, the traffic full of potential death, the puking in public, it's just awful. Amen to staying in but dressing up like you are Nick and Nora Charles.

My mom used to always update me on the life events of Terrible Ex Boyfriend Who Went To Princeton. Our parents are good friends and they are very nice people, but their son is a Fucking Asshole. Years of hearing about FA's successful career in - yes you guessed it- Finance, I finally lost it and told her I never…

I just want to say I'm sorry and I know what it feels like to be overwhelmed. I had a very carefree life until 4 years ago, so I had it pretty good. I didn't know that of course. Now I am a caregiver and I don't really know when it's going to end-some days I feel positive and up and other days it seems like I just…

Last Christmas, I was rehearsing in a big city for a christmas concert - I sing- and it was very snowy/icy. I drove into the city early and had some time to sit in my car to prepare before rehearsal. A man tapped on my window and I rolled it down to see what he needed. It was a homeless man clutching a bag of…

Ha ha she's not a real singer! Ha!

Best Cmas Cookies are from the old Betty Crocker cookbook. Ginger Creams. Molasses/ginger cookies with powdered sugar frosting - I ate 12 in a row last year. They were supposed to be gifts but that idea was noped when I tasted them.

This is true, spit over your shoulder or throw some salt around. Every time I've said something like this it's come back to bite me.

I've always hated this picture because I know exactly how that girl feels.

James Ellroy also can be a red flag.

I also fell madly in love with Fox Robin Hood! He was dreamy.

He told me his dream was to buy an RV and spend vacations driving around in it. I was like, NOPE and I noped on out very soon after that conversation. He was pissed, too. Said he was just about to shop for rings. It's ok though, he was married and had a kid within a year. Hope she likes RVs.

This makes me think of that Sopranos episode when Carmella goes to the male Jewish therapist. She's covered in expensive jewelry and confesses her husband is a mobster. He tells her that the only way to save her soul is to leave him, that she's wearing blood money. In the end she decides to stay. She knows the price,…

I saw one of those oval stickers on the back window of a car the other day- it said ACK and all I could think of was it was a real Cathy fan. Then I thought Holy shit does anyone even know what Cathy is anymore? Thank you for answering that burning question. Bathing suits though! Amirite?

(approves)

Yes! I got mine at. BCBG, 300 on sale for 200.

Much scorn! The scorniest!