I’m a happy iPhone SE user, holding one right now. It’s cool, it fits in my hands, and it works just fine. I think big phones are overrated, and this article is badly and poorly written as hell. 

What about “Why is Rey?”

Democratic slogans:

The first six movies deal with the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. The new trilogy should have done something with Luke (okay, something more with Luke) or expanded on the universe but everything they’ve done has been a rehash of the original trilogy. That’s the most infuriating thing to me. The…

People look to the scene in TLJ where Kylo tells Rey her parents were nothing and think it’s true.

To be honest, at this point, I’d be okay with that. I really don’t hate the new films but I also just don’t really care about the new story all that much. The Star Wars fan in me is excited to see a new Star Wars movie, but I’ve spent virtually no time wondering excitedly about what’s going to happen to Rey, Finn, and…

Indeed he does.

But what are they supposed to do? Ship her with the nice former Stormtrooper who cares about her and comes to her rescue when she thought nobody would and who she obviously also cares about? That’s just boring! /sarcasm

With final showdown at Bespoon?

Yeah, I keep coming back to the same question: what relationship? They’ve known each other for, at most, two weeks.

tbh it baffles me that the dominant dominant sequel-trilogy conversation is about about whether or not Rey will kiss the guy who tortured her and called her nothing, or if that same guy (who, the last we saw, had just murdered his way into the top spot of a genocidal dictatorship) will decide to be a “good guy,” after…

We're just gonna forget these guys, then?

Instead of people complaining about these same old tired jokes ( I get them in my job too) maybe we should all appreciate the fact that not everyone looks at us as worker drones and some people actually take the time to try and interact with us instead of treating us like a drone.

Palpatine - “I’m not dead yet!”

He did apologize, repeatedly, just not in this interview.
I dunno about anyone else, but I personally don’t expect him to apologize every time he speaks in public for the next 10 years.

It’s a tough little ship.

I think the problem with people like he, and Romney before him, is that they still literally cannot see the staff working these meals.

On the other hand, if the Academy did want to give Marvel an Oscar (and I’m not saying they do), a case could be made for Endgame as the culmination of everything up to that point, in the same way that Return of the King’s clean sweep was really about rewarding the whole trilogy rather than that film specifically.

Sigh. And away we go. Next question: “What role does violent video games play in encouraging mass shootings?”

Wish I could care about this anymore.