Democratic slogans:

Instead of people complaining about these same old tired jokes ( I get them in my job too) maybe we should all appreciate the fact that not everyone looks at us as worker drones and some people actually take the time to try and interact with us instead of treating us like a drone.

He did apologize, repeatedly, just not in this interview.
I dunno about anyone else, but I personally don’t expect him to apologize every time he speaks in public for the next 10 years.

I think the problem with people like he, and Romney before him, is that they still literally cannot see the staff working these meals.

They can survive without each other for a few hours, and if their need for each other was really that dire, they could have planned in advance and booked seats next to each other. Stay put.

you are a pussy.  I feel sorry your kids won’t have a male role model in their life.

But how else will I feel morally superior and tough, if not for at my keyboard?

So you’re an asshole then. Your fucking piece of shit kid too.

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

Most of this could be solved if airlines (and now movie theatres, too) didn’t put so many of us in this weird, awkward, class-charged predicament.

If the seat is a similar spot (aisle for aisle, etc) I’ll usually oblige the request.
Recently an older gentleman asked me to switch his middle seat for my aisle seat and said he had bad circulation in his legs. I agreed since it was a short flight, even though I specifically picked the aisle because I’m taller and…

You’re forgetting that it’s 2019, and that little Bradyn and Emerson need to be unique and special in every way. 

So being induced early so you can steal it back isn’t the right answer?

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

Yeah, it’ll be called Titled Goose Game.

‘Bounty hunter’? Shouldn’t that be ‘freelance peacekeeping agent’?

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

Celebrate all you want, but I guarantee the next guy will have us pining for Bolton’s gravitas and experience.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”