Katherine. I just wanted to say thank you for bringing me such pleasant news.

I think there’s a word for what they’re doing. Hippo-city or something like that.

Look, 45 had a bad week. Ones gotta keep the base all riled up.

It like my mate John that quit smoking... sweet baby J on a bicycle it’s just a bloody fag!

I started reading and...

And proper haggis. Though that’s really for the best.

The only way to stop an improperly rigged gun is with a properly rigged gun.

This is tempting but I’ll hold off until I can get a HAL edition of Alexa

The great negotiator ladies and gentlemen. Undermining people who are attempting to avert nuclear war. Pure genius!

Mum?

I’m with you on the restaurant thing but cats are still cool in bodegas, right?

Quick answer, Google.

But Not in the middl of the film...I tried the free trial, with ads. They were as frequent as on cable. I cut the cord years ago and found it so bloody distracting to have the show interrupted a half dozen times for cars ads. Cancelled the trial already. I’ll wait until the series is done and if the reviews are good,…

It moments like this that I’m thankful he can’t launch nukes via twitter. The muppet has no control when insulted.

I feel like the answer to this could just be a gif of a cute little girl saying “why not both?”

You dont. Nothing you could say will change his mind. So save yourself the time and bother.

You deserve more stars.

How about no tasers? It was a man with a stick after all.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

Good on Rhose Island, wherever you may be...