I...I don’t know what I just read.

No it’s not. Someone with more stars than you said we weren’t allowed to say we’re trash. Because by saying we’re trash, we’re really saying we’re better than someone else.

*waits for people to post *waiting* comments like in every other thread when they feel the need to exhibit their “superpower” to perceive the future and want to let the know of us they understand trends and know what’s going to happen*

Nah, I read a comment with more stars than your’s and it says we’re now allowed to admit to being trash. Sorry, she wins this round!

Yeah, fuck people for trying to make an effort. We should publicly chastise them!

Bent spaghetti noodles?

Nope. Every single time. I even say it outloud like that. “Oh, is that 4Runner a Turd Pro?”

It’s a chocolate creme pie that comes frozen.

Except Redbox doesn’t have late fees...so, kind of a completely wrong comparison.

He had it for 14 days, at $3 a day plus tax.

Except you’re missing one small tiny detail...

Or he may not have GCU. Not everyone gives Best Buy money for subscription services.

Just. Wow.

Their daughter died horrifically, I think they’ve already been punished.

If Kotaku and Heather could stop covering it multiple-times daily...it might flop like it deserves to.

So, I want to politely ask: What is the appeal of the G-Wagen to you?

BotW, due to it’s age. Odyssey just came out, so it’s still in the honeymoon phase of people jerking themselves off over it.

Just so I’m clear, it’s okay to identify as another gender, but it’s not okay to identify as another culture/race?

Doesn’t matter how large your party is, this is a great practice! As soon as people sit in a car the outside world fades away for them. It’s like their world just collapsed into a 50 cubic foot space with a steering wheel.

It’s always good to be self-aware, and aware of your surroundings and do your best to prepare for them.