I wasn’t around for leaded gasoline, and there’s still plenty of asbestos doing it’s job in homes and businesses across the country. I’m not really sure what that has to do with anything though.

It’s not difficult to see that none of your examples are states. Therefore, California was the first state to do so.

They’ve had entirely too many bans, writen on entirely too many plastic bags. Therefore, they are banning bans until further notice.

I’m not sure I’d say draconian control is “doing things right.”

This just in, banning something makes it less likely to be found!!

I...I don’t know what I just read.

No it’s not. Someone with more stars than you said we weren’t allowed to say we’re trash. Because by saying we’re trash, we’re really saying we’re better than someone else.

*waits for people to post *waiting* comments like in every other thread when they feel the need to exhibit their “superpower” to perceive the future and want to let the know of us they understand trends and know what’s going to happen*

Nah, I read a comment with more stars than your’s and it says we’re now allowed to admit to being trash. Sorry, she wins this round!

Yeah, fuck people for trying to make an effort. We should publicly chastise them!

Bent spaghetti noodles?

Nope. Every single time. I even say it outloud like that. “Oh, is that 4Runner a Turd Pro?”

It’s a chocolate creme pie that comes frozen.

Except Redbox doesn’t have late fees...so, kind of a completely wrong comparison.

He had it for 14 days, at $3 a day plus tax.

Except you’re missing one small tiny detail...

Or he may not have GCU. Not everyone gives Best Buy money for subscription services.

Just. Wow.

Their daughter died horrifically, I think they’ve already been punished.

If Kotaku and Heather could stop covering it multiple-times daily...it might flop like it deserves to.