These are all Gizmodo sites. They’re all Gizmodo articles.

I’m so tired of Gizmodo shit trying to be Onion shit.

I understand it’s just one facet of a larger situation. However it’s the basis of what I’ve experienced and my outlook.

I understand your message, but your clear option would be to not steal the game and also not buy the game.

So, if I buy these...they’ll be in stock?

So, if I buy these...they’ll be in stock?

I have an unreasonable dislike for this thing.

Honestly, I don’t know.

I don’t think anyone is saying it’s not difficult, or requires skill.

Hello.

It’s amazing how much smoother things go when people aren’t being despondent and disagreeable and refuse to comply.

The plane never left. It was still parked at it’s departure gate.

The plane never left. It was still parked at it’s departure gate.

Right then...as in, going outside, under the plane, opening the plane up, climbing into the hold, getting the stroller (which we’ll say is magically the closest item to the hold door), closing the plane, going back into the terminal, going upstairs and giving this woman a stroller...which she’s going to hand back to…

Wait, wait. Lindsay Lohan is a sex symbol??

Thanks goodness you’re here to defend the stalwart engineers of Durham.

That’s a lie.

Oh, come on. Are you serious right now?

You somehow thing that would be difficult?

I think you’re my current new favorite personality in the comments section.