Hello.

It’s amazing how much smoother things go when people aren’t being despondent and disagreeable and refuse to comply.

The plane never left. It was still parked at it’s departure gate.

The plane never left. It was still parked at it’s departure gate.

Right then...as in, going outside, under the plane, opening the plane up, climbing into the hold, getting the stroller (which we’ll say is magically the closest item to the hold door), closing the plane, going back into the terminal, going upstairs and giving this woman a stroller...which she’s going to hand back to…

Wait, wait. Lindsay Lohan is a sex symbol??

Thanks goodness you’re here to defend the stalwart engineers of Durham.

That’s a lie.

Oh, come on. Are you serious right now?

You somehow thing that would be difficult?

I think you’re my current new favorite personality in the comments section.

Well, there goes my day.

I think I’m just going to avoid earthquakes. Seems like a far better decision.

Why? Those things are blights.

This is the first AHS that my wife and I have not watched...and it doesn’t really sound like we’re missing much.

Not Clairol...

Perhaps if the organization’s brand is being confused for a statement, they should rebrand?

You’re weirdly defensive about the calibration quality of an anonymous dyno machine.

Probably because he was looking for some discussion on it, or further analysis by the Jalop writer.

That’s precisely what he was trying to say, and was split quoted above.