Your horse and buggy are going to get hacked and they’ll run your into a ditch. This will cause your butter supply to spill and then you’ll have nothing to trade for oil. At this point, you may as well hang yourself because without oil your family is going to freeze to death this winter.

I thoroughly enjoy my wife’s presence and her company.

Nope.

It sounds like Naughty Dog and Sony are playing rules-lawyer with what happened.

You know, I was concerned people would be free to share their opinions (right or wrong) but thankfully we have you trying to police the internet.

Glad to see Gizmodo’s politics are making their way into AV Club.

Painters tape that has held on for 20 years...

I mean, if I owned a $15,000,000+ car, I REALLY doubt I’d drive it either.

You mean they’re...they’re not?!?

I guess I missed out on this...I’ll have to use the rest of the glitches to get around the raid.

Thank you for summarizing Jezebel.

And yet, here you are, in an article about a tv show, bragging about how you don’t have a tv.

He’s been sad ever since Will Smith died about a dozen times since 1999.

I saw one of these driving around Northern Virginia with a black panel van following it. The van had a couple of Go Pro cameras strapped (actual ratchet straps) to it.

You are a goddamned hero Patrick Allan.

This might be a record. It only took two comments in to find the “Older Jeeps are better than new Jeeps” jackass.

I think your hatred of Trump is clouding your opinion of Pence.

It’s a user manual, not a sales brochure.

Looks like the same exact steering wheel I have in my Cherokee.