Clearly the dumpster diving wasn’t what caused the pursuit.

But what about the ACLU? Are you aligned with them? ;)

Undertones?

I mean, masturbating in honor of an old man that promoted the “rich gentleman” persona just doesn’t seem fitting.

WHAT AN ASS!!

Do you always associate flirting with “sexual attraction?”

Neat.

I only knew about it because Jezebel cross-posts in every corner of the Gizmodoverse. Lol.

Quite a lot, including (but not limited to) my reading comprehension.

Or, this guy came with $200 and wanted half of the cars.

Sad, and our homes are worth 10-15% more on average than communities without HoAs.

You didn’t read the article, did you?

So what you’re saying is you’re the shining example of why HoA’s exist.

That’s also against most HoA’s. There is a minimum as well as maximum grass height.

something something blackmailed cheater something something joke.

What engine bay do you know that’s waterproof?

Because the United States has a weird history with sex and violence.

That’s a little weird.

You aren’t repeating anything, you’re just crying without cause...like my 4 year old neighbor.

Have a statistic for that? Because that seems very implausible.