After looking into the source of the noise, an NFL spokesperson said the Pittsburgh fans were actually in a restaurant across the street from the stadium, reading menu prices.

Gleefully.

Steelers PR Dept: Please tell me that you have the brains to cover this fine for him and publicly announce that you’re doing so.

Jesus. Fuck you, NFL. Fuck you right in the ass with a butternut squash.

People with Apple phones don’t necessarily have any micro USB cables laying around.

Hey Albert have you considered just being a whiny internet nerd instead of a (two-time certified) sex-haver? Because then this stuff wouldn’t bother you, apparently.

“I’ve already angered comic book nerds, sports parents, and Republicans. Maybe I’ll go piss in Kotaku’s cereal.”

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Wait, all fans outside of Philly are terrible?

I hope Arrieta gets the runs.

Oh god, they’re going to worship that movie.

And even worse, this is the year in Back to the Future II when the Cubs won the world series...they’ll never let that go

Eh, unless you’re 120 years old, I don’t think you really have any idea what fans of a championship Cubs team will be like.

The most interesting thing to me: Theo Epstein is eight wins away from being the guy who broke the two most storied championship droughts in baseball history.

I agree. Can you imagine the sanctimonious self-back-patting if the Cubs win? They’ll be martyrs demanding canonization. “Do you know how long we’ve been waiting? How hard it’s been?” I already hate it.

This also means Carson Palmer will tear his ACL this weekend.

Anywhere in Southwestern, Va and North-Western/West, NC is awesome. Love it down there or anything going from VA to WV. VA 33 was awesome, my wife’s Acura hated it and kept cutting power in turns, need to take the Miata down there.

As a Steelers fan, the end of this game straight up turned me into Ric Flair. My “woo!” shouts worked my dog up so much he started barking. It was pretty awesome.

. . . and I hate it.

People in Philly are looking at this reference and thinking “Wa? Wa?”