Q. Yo, Tawmmy, how many Bahston teams won championships in the last ten years?

Q. And how many Super Bowls have you led the Patriots to during your career?

“Motherfucker”

Double Dribble

WWF No Mercy > WCW/nWo Revenge.

Mario Golf on the N64 (I think N64 at least?) was sports gaming at its best!

Blades of Steel is so good! Also, I love the newer NHL games up until NHL 15. NHL 14 was the last good one.

The lack of any Mario Golf/Tennis/Baseball/Strikers games is blatant and unforgivable.

Didn’t you ever watch “The Wire”? They were looking to see if Brady sent texts to burner phones, or at least a few to Avon Barksdale or Snoop to take care of the balls when he was playing in Baltimore.

This shit show will never end. I fucking love it at this point.

Gee, you mean destroying evidence and not cooperating with an investigation has consequences?

Challenge accepted: Jack and Jill.

I liked it a lot. I would like to tell you my favorite part, but there are so many I couldn’t choose. It’s just fun. I’ll be watching it again this weekend.

Dinklage is an amazing actor, but he could never pull of being as painfully uncool as Billy Mitchell.

To text about the plays. These guys are old, and probably have some ridiculous shorthand. I bet it’s funny:

This is true.

Tommy Craggs gave me a second chance. I spent nearly three years writing for a different Gawker site, and I hit a point where I was just done. I couldn’t do it anymore. I was looking elsewhere, and my time at the company was up. I didn’t want to leave though, and in a passing conversation, I told Tommy I felt…

There really are no words for this, but there is one acronym: CONCACAF!

The CONCACAF logo really just should be the poop emoji.