Let’s not forget that Kiki was the GM of the Nuggests for at least part of Anthony’s time in Denver. The part of me who loves schadenfreude wants this to be her repeating something she heard from Uncle Kiki over Thanksgiving dinner.

hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

Carmelo: This dumb bitch! Who does she think she is?

You realize that at the end of training camp, Phil Jackson will hold a presser with Dolan. Phil will walk in with a huge grin, spread his arms wide, and simply say “The Aristocrats!” before walking out.

I’d imagine this wasn’t drastically different from his first date with Anjelica Huston.

I hate myself for this: +1.

“95 percent, huh?”

I didn’t record the game so can’t go back and check, but I think she made Sasic wait something like 80 seconds before coming to the net to allow the PK to be taken, and had walked off over the goal line. She was playing mind games - playing them well, as it turns out - but the delay could realistically have resulted…

She walked off the field, got water, and just generally wasted time during the penalty. She was trying to ice Sasic and it worked.

Chris Christie reached his potential today too, when he finally consumed an entire WaWa hoagie bar, including the touchscreen ordering panel and three hoagie artisans. RIP Shawna, Fred, and Lamar. Your hoagies were delicious, and you were too.

The problem can be explained by the fact that the original story had a typo. Christie actually blew a MetLife vendor with $82,594.

I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

I just want this part of this live blog to be saved for posterity.

That’s because Nuka Cola is overrated and Sunset Sarsaparilla is better.

If it fits, it ships.

He traveled.