Wow, these FIFA bribes are getting really out of hand.

I think they just borrowed this banner from Leicester City.

Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’

Yeah, this might be the first time in my life that I’m rooting for more lawyers to get involved.

Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Team Preview:

Word is, Brady’s team’s strategy is to focus on taking the air out of Goodell’s arguments.

Federal court? Hardly.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

Farrell had a good line:

They are doing some things well, like boring the hell out of me.

Is this what dunk highlight truthers do in the basketball offseason?

I hear they will sell you the whole seat, but you will only require the edge.

This isn’t on Scherzer at all? That was a terrible pitch - he missed his spot badly and, in the absolute best-case scenario, ran the count full on a guy he had in an 0-2 hole. He pitched incredibly well for 26 guys, but he made a mistake on the 27th. It happens. Ask Yu Darvish.

I’m sure the dead appreciate the difference.

I guess this type of mass violence does happen in other countries.

What a sad fall for Shamrock. This dude once beat the fucking Rock!

A lot of people are saying this fight was fixed, as if some excellent fight was going to happen between a 51 year old and a guy famous for beating up people in backyards.

That went about as well as any fight where the combined age of the participants is 92 years old.

Other M is actually the worst Metroid title.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.