It looks like the guy in the Giants gear alerted them that McCutchen was coming near them. Good job on his end too. Well done everybody.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

What kind of shit is that? An apron? Holy fuck I’m mad just thinking about what you’re implying here. Just because it’s a woman driver that has completely proven herself to be unsafe and incompetent at her profession, you suggest she should don an apron? For God’s sake man, did you see the video? That's french maid…

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

That money ain’t coming back. Hookers don’t give refunds and coke doesn’t un-snort itself.

You haven’t had the pleasure of trying the Double Down? It’s KFC’s attempt to kill as many Americans as possible. It’s a bacon-and-cheese sandwich, using two pieces of fried chicken as the bread.

American Exceptionalism.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

Now the second best combination of RICO and football:

I think it’s “Rock of Ages”.

When it comes to wrong Jeopardy answers, nothing tops this.

When it comes to famous wrong Final Jeopardy! responses, most people think Cliff Clavin. Sean Connery.

The article covers NASCAR (where the effect is more pronounced), but the basic science is the same:

This is a real surprise, because Lance Gauch was telling reporters all week how hungry he was going into the fight.

I think the Pirates have gotten more coverage on Deadspin this week than they got in all non-Pittsburgh media from 1993 to 2010.

Fuck. I should've stuck with baseball.

The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”

‘honestly i think this 76ers plan is solid’ - George Armstrong Custer

An all-star lineup of musicians honors George Harrison by performing “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”.

the movie was directed by one of the Catfish guys. Not the one who got Catfished, but the other one