This is very Slate-y.

No one “got” Generation X like John Hughes did.

Looks slow around here. Came across Pretty In Pink on TV, so much like John Hughes, I’ll go with something Chicago related.

Layne Staley and Mad Season with “River of Deceit”.

Looks like the bottom of his cleat is slipping on the rubber, which I’d be curious to know if he’s wearing a glossy plastic bottomed cleat or one with more traction (had both in the NFL, the glossy bottomed ones would skid a bit more on slicker surfaces). Could also explain why he’s the only one having issues.

I'm going to walk out of the theater either with a massive erection or messy pants.

It’s entirely consistent. The bigger and more embarrassing the news story, the bigger the punishment that gets handed down. That’s why Ray Rice’s punishment increased when it became a news story that he wasn’t being punished enough—he was getting punished for embarrassing the NFL by being insufficiently punished…

You forgot to mention the hyper-defensive whining from insecure Boston fans on everyone’s Facebook feed.

Now we have something that Steelers and Browns fans can agree on. Ravens fans are dumb as HELL.

Also the infamous Super Bowl Halftime match between The Rock and Mankind.

To: All you baseball writers who have a vote for the hall of fame

Another good name for “the reefer” is Milk and Honey Original Café Mix

Time for some Mayfield Logic.

+1 sacrificed fried chicken

it took like six fuckin years but finally a list on this site i have no problems with

I am a Toronto Blue Jays fan from New Jersey. Yes, New Jersey (spent a lot of summers in Toronto because of family). I also happen to be a Pittsburgh Steelers fan (My older brother of 7 years who grew up in the 70’s is responsible for that allegiance. He beat it into me). Anyways, I went to my first Steelers home…

I have watched this video probably 754 times and I get THE BIGGEST chills every time. I’m not even a Pirates fan! I have no rooting interest! But God damn if this isn’t one of the greatest, loudest moments in baseball history I don’t know what is. I wasn’t there and I wish I were, but I can’t imagine a louder roar…

Yes!

That name escaped me, thanks for the reminder. Funny how it was the '76 Olympics where all the women were subjected to sex tests to determine if they were "truly" women, except for one woman, Princess Anne, whose mother, the Queen, was on hand to open the games in Montreal.