It’s like announcing your wife is pregnant at a wedding and saying “look man the DJ isn’t playing the song for OUR first dance”

Even McNally?

Yep. I’m in SC PA and if the Ravens and Steelers play at the same time, the Steelers will only be shown in the PA markets if the Ravens are at home. Otherwise, Ravens preempt the Steelers games, despite not even being a PA team. On days that the Ravens games aren’t shown locally, if I go to any bar in my area, I can…

Well, assuming the statute would apply to that contract (and that the statute was in effect at the time, which I’m not sure it was), then it wouldn’t render the contract “illegal.” It would render that specific provision of the contract unenforceable. The severability provisions of the agreement would make sure that…

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

...wow.

yeah, i dont know. i’d have to rewatch and keep count if i wanted to be objective, but i think both teams got help at different times. i mean juju got literally tackled in the endzone before the ball arrived and no call. the holding penalty that canceled greens td reception was offset by the holding penalty that…

Expect to be coddled. Yep, screw off with that bullshit.

Employment lawyer here. That won’t work. They are all supremely fucked.

Trenton Garmon is a personal injury lawyer or if you prefer, an ambulance chaser. He obviously knows nothing about the First Amendment or Constitutional law. He also went to Birmingham School of Law which is not accredited by the American Bar Association. Graduates from the school can sit for the bar in Alabama but…

Brady sleeps in a Faraday Cage, obviously.

It’s the visible trappings of faith with none of the substance.

Tom Brady is an amazing quarterback and a stone-cold moron in every other aspect. He’s the epitome of an idiot savant.

He’s basically like Ben Carson: Brilliant pediatric surgeon who is in all other aspects of life a clueless moron.

Tom Brady is a titan on the football field but god he’s a shit-for-brains, disgraceful, cowardly, morally bankrupt human being off of it. I can’t wait until he retires in 15-20 years.

I agree. Biased Pats fan (so take it for what it’s worth) but my working theory is that Tom Brady is really just an idiot of a human who knows nothing other than football. I think he too is a “victim” of Alex Guerrero although with the benefit of raking in piles of cash from all the rubes too unfortunate to not be…

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

I’ve never been able to use an electric razor. I just end up red, raw, and still covered in hair.

This is Edison. He’s our newest puppy. This picture was taken about a month ago, and he has doubled in size since then (but he’s held on to all his cuteness).