There’s paddles/toss, bounce/no bounce, and various ones about what happens if a ball bounces off a wall or some such shit. I’m not saying any of this should result in a shooting (what should), but having gone to law school, I’ve seen this argument before.

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Do you like him with 8 defenders in the box? Would you have liked him with John Fox? Do you like him when nobody blocks? Would you like him on Hard Knocks?

Lawyer here. Awesome defense. First week of law school you learn that intent does not mean intending to cause the result, i.e. the the stabbing. Intent means intending the action, i.e. intending to move a knife towards a person. Note, I didn’t say stab because intending to stab is intending the result; you only have…

It’s interesting to see American Catholic conservatives deal with the Evangelical right in the wake of Pope Francis’ shift towards focusing on helping the poor.

I’m a conservative. What Duggar did is disgusting, vile, unforgivable, and I outright condemn the man and offer zero ounces of forgiveness.

Yes, when he returned to the court the first time (before the stitches) she reported that the Warriors told her he didn’t need a concussion evaluation because the injury was an “ear laceration.”

“I’m sure he’s fine,” said Eric Lindros to a potted fern.

I was trying to explain Jenny Lewis to my husband this morning because he asked me what I was watching on my computer and all I could say was, “remember that Nintendo movie with Fred Savage and the little boy and the cute redheaded girl? It’s the girl’s band.”

God damn it.

I cried at my wedding as soon as I saw my wife walking down the aisle. I also cried the first time I heard my daughter’s heartbeat on the ultrasound, when I found out she was a girl, the first time that I held her, and sometimes when I rock her to sleep.

Well I didn't molest 5 girls, so I don't have to carry that around with me.

I don’t think Kornheiser necessarily deserves to go to prison for what he said, but let me think about it some more.

“Wasn’t it addressed awhile back? And the only reason he’s quitting his job now is because it became public. [...] You have the right to address it privately. [...] He was a kid!”

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

I don’t mind at all. I’ve seen the lasting effects of the SO registry. In my time practicing in juvenile court I’ve seen two adult men who I think should be on the SO registry for life, based on their psychosexual evaluations. Both were predatory, and both were sexually aroused by young children. Both had offended…

That’s good work by him.

I’m bummed about the firing (because he was taking ESPN’s money and turning it into Wesley Morris articles, 30 for 30s, and Zach Lowe podcasts, and I’d read a 100,000 word Simmons meander-piece a week to keep those three things coming) but when are they going to yank his name and face off the site? It’s fucking weird…

So your choices are get naked in front of the whole class or do something “emotionally naked” in front of the whole class? This sounds exactly like Truth or Dare.

George Halas used to cut holes in other team’s towels and put itching powder on their bars of soap. He also had a dog trained to run out on the field at Wrigley Field in case he was out of timeouts and needed another timeout. Ah, the founder of the league. The confessions are found in “The Complete History of the…