Appeared to be coated in a tacky substance and seemed spongy or soft when squeezed.

That’s the standard every lawsuit uses (except criminal cases). If you’re going to criticize the report for using that standard, you basically have to criticize the entire legal system too.

Mentok the mind-taker!!!!!!!

• To learn how to manipulate the mind of a woman
  

“It’s not so much the murder that we have a problem with, it’s the decision making. If he’s going to kill someone right before the draft, when he knows we’re all watching him, what does that say about him? How do I know he won’t kill someone on game day, or the morning of a walk through?” —NFL GM

Probably Richard Sherman:

I can’t help but think you don’t know the definitions of both physical and evidence. There was a shitload of physical evidence. There was no direct evidence, which is eyewitness testimony or a defendant’s confession. But no semi-stupid to smart killer is going to leave an eyewitness or confess. Perhaps that is where…

This is where I wish I’d paid attention during Evidence instead of doing...well, nothing.

Defense Lawyer here - Generally, no. If he takes the stand, yes. These are all probable answers because it's not my State.

That's not actually a serious question.

The police contacted his (eventual) defense attorney before talking to the DA. How is that possible?

Cause police don't accidentally butcher an investigation that bad and evidence on a cell phone doesn't magically get erased and the phone broken by coincidence.

You just earned a-rod $6m

We’re pretty sure the game in question was this Hornets home game on December 29, 1992.

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

gap insurance makes sense when you buy it from your insurance company. dealerships always mark it up and its literally always cheaper direct from your insurance company

Pretty sure I don't choose to be heterosexual. My dick makes those decisions for me.

Man, I'd love to suck some cock today, but I can't because Jesus.

I’d argue that the TRUE biggest botch of all time also included Owen Hart...

I thought his statement was pretty reasonable. Note the use of the past tense, "I never thought of myself as racist." But he has come to the realization that he is.