Have they thought of looking California? He's unlikely to be outshined there.

I would call for people to really rise up and be very vocal against this person to make a statement against the act itself, and on behalf of those who are victims. Then let him work to re-define himself as a person, and if he can do it, great.

Furthermore, REGARDLESS of the loss of my own dreams, I believe the NCAA plays an important role in arbitrarily meting out arcane rules that maintain a system whereby a bunch of old men get phenomenally rich by convincing hopeful 18-year olds that it would be morally wrong to be paid for their work BUT ONLY on the…

1a) Koko B Ware

Pistols at dawn?

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Um, I don't think "allegedly" means what you think it means.

Yup, which is why I prefaced my comment by saying that I didn't think you meant it to sound the negative way it did - I didn't accuse you at any point of saying or meaning anything negative. Telling you how your post could be taken by other people is not "reading into anything"

If Peter really wanted to get on Sharper's good side, he'd have numbered his tweets starting at 10, then counted backward slowly.

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

A child could learn how to give a subcu injection with no problem. It's not rocket science. By this point pharmacists have given thousands of them. Nice try at justifying your selfishness though. I hope that no old ladies or cancer patients die because you are a terrible person.

sounds like somebody needs a shoulder to crayon

I think it would have been amazing if Richard Sherman would have interrupted the Erin Andrews/Russell Wilson interview after the game and yelled "That's what happens when you put a sorry receiver like Crabtree against me!" and walked away.

Am I the only person who is gonna ask how the fuck this is measured? Self-reporting on mental states is pretty much the most unreliable sampling method I can imagine.

"Fortunately for the unnamed Derplord"

Last time I checked NY Times 4th Down Bot does not take into account key (and basic) statistical concepts like "margin of error" and "effect size". The simulations are based on scenarios of similar (not exactly same) data. Thus, there is a very real chance that the 4% improvement is not a true or meaningful…

The basic reasoning error that Prisco is making is that he thinks that staving off more likely defeat until later is better than making a +EV play now. His own reasoning reflects EXACTLY the cowardice that NFL coaches have when going for it on fourth down. It's not exactly "probabilities" he doesn't understand as much…

I was a racist bully in elementary school. I believed what my parents told me and hurled the worst insults you can imagine at people who did not deserve it. You cannot imagine how awful I was and I no doubt hurt countless people. I am certain there is nothing I can ever do to make up for it. Literally nothing.

"Light blue is always skim."

I hate to tell you this and throw more disorder into the system, but around these parts, skim milk caps are pink.

I love that he polled people who totally thought that the food stamps crowd were all just lazy people eating caviar and lobster, and he's used that as evidence.

How did we get so many people to buy into this idea that welfare is like winning the lottery?! Anyone who has never been on any form of welfare should count…