Are we sure this isn’t a child slave ring?

That’s some Legion of Doom shit right there.

Dollars to donuts he cuts US Oil production to satisfy OPECs request to stabilize (re: make more money off of) the oil market.

I was going to write exactly this. And I can find Halloumi in most markets in the Bay Area, these days.

So the “Bread Cheese” is just... Halloumi?

Driving an invisible car, it was bound to happen.

Dao’s attorney: “We’re not just doing this for money...”
Dao: “We’re not?”
Attorney: “We’re doing this for a shitload of money!”

Thank you *so* much for disregarding my inability to mention that the dunk accounted for a third of Turner’s points, as this post went up midway through the second quarter and I freely acknowledge that I cannot psychically ordain a guy’s scoring total before halftime.

How is Sony going to advertise VAIO without their film division?

As a tab hoarder I’m happy to hear this. I’ll get to those 30+ tabs I have on Chrome some day...eventually.

She wasn’t even accused of what he was convicted of doing.

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

He would also have to give access to his phone and computer to his probation officer. So essentially we get two NSA’s for the price of one. This Trump really does know how to negotiate.

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

They quit ‘cause the pay was too damn high!

I’m ignorant on this, don’t watch his channel and this is the first story about this I’ve read, but let me understand.

Someone’s getting sent to the roof.

Shrug...Doesnt cost much to live in Phuket for a month. I make minimum wage and spent 3 months climbing and motorcycling in the Himalaya in Nepal.

was this the HOOLI branch of Alphabet?