[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”

“Remember the mane!”

President Trump would have gunboats off Copacabana by now

Duck Fuckers!

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expan....blaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggg”

Acts of terrorism or violence aside, have fans ever died when the stands collapsed? Cause that seems likely here.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

That’s racist!

that should be the new leaver penalty

you can’t leave spawn until you make a basket

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

She needs to go sit in a coffee shop and be judging people on listening to mainstream music.

I dunno, The Economist told me their Wahhabism should be cheered, so I think we’ve gotta go with that.

I’m playing rogue galaxy again and I think it’s a PS2 thing cause I don’t remember the dungeons being so fucking long when I first played

Dammit Bobby. It’s not a ‘sweet deal’. It’s the fair and honest price every customer deserves.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

They're Jezebel bloggers now.