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The Mountain that Rides Up Your Ass

I had a bad burger from Fuddruckers one time.

What does his wife being Sicilian have anything to do with her not being there?

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

Actually there is a predominant thinking in the Republic today that Vader himself had reason to let the Death Star be destroyed. It allowed him to firm up the legitimacy of his position, drew attention away from his over-reliance on his archaic faith system beliefs, and created a gap in the empire’s power base which

Learn the truth... they found evidence of controlled demolitions in the Death Star

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

So uh, that X-wing just fires on those skyscrapers huh?

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

Hot Jeopardy Takes needs to be a running feature on this site.

Maybe you should have come to the defense of the likes of Norman Rogers, Roger Goodman, Milo Dochow, Wil Curiel, John Ryan, Lisa Osterman, Denise Hay, Ed Angleton, Toho Soma, Dmitry Spivak, Thomas Hurley III, and Greg Buzzard when they got ruled incorrect in Final JEOPARDY!. Did you? Did you?

Have you heard of dire wolves? They’re like regular wolves but dire.

My local dispensary was giving out free jolly ranchers and I was like “Oh, it’s a jolly rancher, nbd!” I took it and in the two blocks it took me to walk home, I completely lost my fucking mind. My friends were at my house because we were cooking dinner together and I could not. fucking. move. They put me on the couch

Yeah, I can imagine them in the studio doing that line. “Okay, so... this line. This one’s a problem. What can we do with it?”

ANTHROPOMORPHIC FELT PUPPETS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Love Steven Universe, and so does my husband. One of my favourite things is how well they nailed the dumb cat behaviour Lion has, like his expressionless staring and movement. This is a fantastic poster, and I’d love to have it on my wall. Beautifully drawn, coloured, and authentic!

you forgot the most important one!

“Most of the beginning?”