I feel you.

It looks more like if a boardroom tried to make a Wes Anderson movie.

Probably exactly what happened.

That's a good one, but I'll give him a pass for two reasons: 1) he does it just for the money, Johnny Depp seems to be under the mistaken impression that his movies are good and 2) Lord of War and Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call were pretty good.

De Niro? Ben Stiller?

That one is very easy - Nicholas Cage.

I thought it seemed like a terrible Mike Myers vehicle - actually, for a moment at first I thought it was Meyers behind the moustache when I saw the trailer.

The last (and perhaps only) great Johnny Depp performance was in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Other than someone like maybe Adam Sandler, does any big-ticket actor have a worse filmography over the last 10-15 years than Johnny Depp? It's as though he intentionally picks the shittiest possible movies, as long as they will let him wear a stupid costume.

I can't be the first one to say that it looks like if Wes Anderson made a horrifically awful movie.

That explains why my vegan friend never developed vegan powers.

Sounds like they're not looking for team-players, but groupthinkers

"Passion for videogames, especially Blizzard Entertainment products"

Of course Stormfront makes "those people" uncomfortable. Have you not read their website?

It's a fax of Japanese life that they still use them.

Okay, there's some weird opposite uncanny valley shit going on here that seems somewhat creepy to me.

I'm GS Store Manager, imagine how it is for me and my staff to look at the line formed in front of the store before we even opened and let them know that the east coast already bought us out. I really wish we would have zoned inventory allocations, so every time zone had a chance.

As a two time Ironman finisher and decent open water swimmer, resident of Miami and a sailor, I don't necessarily call bullshit but I call major embellishment. Ever tried swimming in from 2 miles off shore in Miami during the middle of the day? You think it's easy because you can see land - it's way harder than you…

Your references to the show killed me. You think they'll do another double-date again? Slade would be great with Felicity's mom.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

I think Pewdiebait is my favourite term for them