“Oh, by the way, remember how you killed Gawker Media, cokehead?”

If you see A.J. on the street, you owe him a fresh donut for believing in that team before you ever did.

1. Anyone who’s been taught how to drive a large box truck should have been taught about height issues.

Wouldn’t matter, aside from closing it entirely which would likely be a massive hassle.

We have a train bridge like this in my city. It is on a road that has 10 signs before you get on it that say “No Commercial Traffic” and “No Trucks” and “Low Bridge”. Once on the road, there are signs every few hundred feet warning…

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

What he probably hopes to do is rile up the rube base (sorry, normal Texans with brains, I know you are out there) with some sort of elitist F1 fan vs RealMurican Nascar fans. Like the NFL flag protests that have nothing to do with protesting the flag and the anthem.

I first noticed this on Chevy Novas (leaf spring rear suspensions) back in the layer 1970s and earlier 1980s...

I had several ‘70s Datsuns. A 200SX, a 280zx and a later 200sx (84?). In Michigan. You couldn’t keep ahead of the rust on those. 

One with a sunroof.

Must be terrible, suffering abuse at the hands of those more powerful than you, not knowing who you can turn to for support, and feeling like anyone you do turn to views your suffering as subservient to the greater good, and knowing that there really is no way out. Really makes you think.

Kiebals comes with a personal catcher, Mike Rochburns. No surprise that without Bauer’s nanites, they’re gonna need a AAA battery.

Every sports car/supercar not available with a manual transmission.

Some people have more money than taste, others just like to take advantage of the fact that their single vote against the inevitable CP conclusion won't matter. We call them trolls.

and an aftermarket stereo that’s not a Blaupunkt.

All so 99% of them can do nothing but sit on the side of the road running speed traps

The commentariat’s animus against shorting is irrational and naive. Do you think people should be allowed to sell their long positions? Why? The seller is betting the stock will go down. Do you think people shouldn’t be allowed to sell borrowed securities that they’ve promised to return later? That’s what you do…

Mustang II, Chevette, any and all K cars from Chrysler

My dad has a a Motorsport edition SS-V Commodore and an XR8 and both of us having driven both, we agree that the XR8 is the driver’s car, at least on the street.