For all the dumbasses who shoot video like they're taking a portrait of somebody, this is for you. Or if you just want a good laugh.

That's what this PSA addresses. People who shoot video like this are fucking idiots.

There would be an all-out war between the purists equivalent to the Gulf and US Civil wars combined.

I had a Typhoon! It actually sucked unless it was driven on a perfectly smooth surface, like the gym floor in the commercial.

That was pretty hilarious.

This is an excellent point. Whenever I'm thinking of what car I'll own next, ease of repairability is a huge factor for me.

Maybe a rating called "Overall value" where "V6 Mustang" equates to a 10, and "CrossTour" is a 1.

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Yeah I didn't even think about it until I was pulling out. But nobody stopped me. Maybe because my rental had a Florida tag? Who knows.

Yeah...never even saw one of those signs. Maybe because I was mostly on the highways/turnpike?

My first car was a 1993 Mustang LX with the 2.3 4-cyl. At least it was a 5-speed, and I could tell those pricks with real Mustangs that I had 8 spark plugs too.

Somebody has to explain this New Jersey Self-Service Ban thing to me. I was in New Jersey last month on a business trip, stopped at a few gas stations, and I filled up my own car. It looked like everybody else was filling their own cars too.

What's up with the camera randomly shaking like the ground is trembling? Is there a mama T-rex walking around somewhere? Where's Jeff Goldblum to explain!

I love 1980s BMWs, love them. But I said crackpipe when I put that stupid convertible conversion together with the $6200 price tag. Then I read about the rusty details and...holy shit, no.

Simplify the infotainment system, eliminate the need for forward collision warning. Saves money, drivers practice being safer. Sadly it's a concept that's going away.

So the new Accord will have a bunch of driver-proof electronics. That's news? Cool, I guess.

Big Brother watching Big Brother. Hahahahaha

ProTip: The black oil pans that you buy at auto parts stores have caps that fall apart faster than something that falls apart fast. Luckily, the screw-on caps from the 5.1 quart oil jugs fit perfectly.

F1 should be added to the Olympics. Certainly that would only add to the hundreds of people that already watch the Olympic Games...

Depends on how Scuba Cop is feeling that day