Minor details, man

Now if only BMW would build an updated E39 M5 (out of left field, I know).

Parts-express disagrees with you, and raises you a 5" subwoofer.

Thunderbird SC. Highly-tunable supercharged 3.8L V6, 5-speed, 3500lbs, IRS, excellent daily driver, sleeper, and relatively cheap to buy and maintain. It was like an undercover Mustang SVO for the 1990s.

and it made about twice as much horsepower as many of the >300CID big block V8s of the same domestic malaise era.

If you swapped in a 2JZ...Supra in disguise.

It's either an extremely well-done Photoshop job, or a life-sized Hot-Wheels car. The door frame and rocker panel exhaust both have that scale model, die-cast look.

No joke — I'm sure I'll be seeing a shit ton of these down here near Boca.

Holy shit that was brilliant satire. I don't care what you do for a living, you're wasting your talents. Unless you work for The Onion.

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Financially speaking, GM really missed the potential to reclaim police fleet sales. Yeah, the Caprice is available...but that's really comparing a special-order-only vehicle to the already-mass-produced and widely-available-for-cheap Dodge Charger.

More like "Every Combination of Machine You Can Think Of"

E36 is not an improper Bimmer

The more I look at it, the duller it becomes. Take away the glitzy show lights and highly-polished, special-order premium paint job, and you have a run-of-the-mill FWD sedan with a bunch of plasti-chrome accents.

Looks like a Chevrolet Taurus.

Good to take to a car show...namely a classic BMW meet. I think if you had the extra cash, it'd be worth catching all the on-lookers doing a double-take and striking up conversations. As a fan of both classic BMWs and Datsuns, I'm not at all offended by this. The E21 donor car was probably junked, and a Datsun tow…

The 240sx with either KA or SR...same annoying deal. You'd think with small longitudinal engines it'd be quite easy. Remote oil filter fittings are a popular mod with these cars.

=D

You'd think a taxi-centric production car would have more than three tiny seats.

Prosecutor had a pretty easy job.