because he’s going to check his mate

Ornithologist here! The folks saying this is a female House Finch are spot-on. Here’s a zoomed-in photo of the bird:

Unusual or offbeat people are always going to catch shit from people who think, for one reason or another, that mocking others makes them look good. If the testimony from the locals is true it sounds like it’s rolling right off their collective back. Keep on saving the birds, ladies, it’s a fine mission, and one that…

Say cheese and die.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.

If you’re calling people assholes because they don’t give a reason why they won’t go out with you, I can think of at least one right now.

Wrong. A person doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re not interested. The fact that they’re not interested should be enough.

This is not to say that providing a reason wouldn’t be nice, or helpful. Just that people do not owe you a reason for saying no to a date or romantic overture.

I’m literally the opposite.

If I’m on a date with someone and they don’t find making fun of the people around us enjoyable, it just tells me that the person is stuck up.

I know, like wtf? If you own a chair dedicated to an act I think you can pretty safely say you are definitely up for it!

I stopped reading at the point that you called sparkling grape juice a terrible product. I drink alcohol...alot...but I still never pass up an opportunity to sip on some of that glorious bubbly grape. That stuff is delicious.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

The game did have a killer original score too, though. No lie, I have literally had this song on repeat for hours on end while building in the Sims 4. I won’t stop until the hole in my heart from the ending is filled and it doesn’t look like that’ll happen any time soon.

One of the best voice actors alive delivering rusty lines? That is definitely just a theory. Unless he has forgotten how to use his normal voice and can do nothing but the Joker.

“Hermione’s white face”

...This is not a game.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

What this really means is that Pizzazz and the Misfits finally win.

Well this is truly outrageous.

MMA Fighters! They’re just like us! Woefully egocentric and ill informed!