Wyoming is actually the least populated state. Alaska is the least densely populated state. However, as someone who grew up in Wyoming, I can personally vouch for everything else you’ve said. I’ve tried to explain this phenomenon to people in California but it simply doesn’t translate. A small town here is 40k people…

I would’ve guessed that Ten Sleep’s population consisted of ten sleeping people. Otherwise, false advertising.

This is clearly viral advertising for the new Twin Peaks series

I judge you.

I thought my ending was happy if you ignored the death of a whole town for your whimsy.

They actually have a great comment on that in-game. During the nightmare scenario she sees a bottle and upon examination says “Oh no, not another bottle. When will this hell end?”

the true nightmare was hunting down those friggin beer bottles in the junkyard part of the stealth section. never again.

Why should Smaug, who constitutes less than a tenth of 1% of Middle Earth’s population, possess 50% of the gold?

You’re new to this planet, aren’t you?

+1 Concealed Weapon

What gets me the most is that no battles took place at Stone Mountain. It was instead the site of the KKK reboot in like 1915.

I'd be happy with the reason of “fuck him, that’s why."

Games include such popular hits as:

Looks like backers picked the Wong game to fund.

The contract says you can’t fuck Pepper. But doesn’t say that Pepper can’t fuck you.

Pepper is apparently able to detect people’s emotions as long as those emotions don’t include let’s fuck.

Ha! It reminds me of this meme that showed up on my facebook feed yesterday.