Now he’ll have 6-8 weeks to be EXTREMELY MAD ONLINE.

This assumes he was not already, which is incorrect.

He’s probably not even the worst one! War Machine is doing life in prison without parole for at least 34 years for brutally assaulting his ex-girlfriend.

Didn’t know Marvin was a two-sport star. DUNK CITY

Pegula did donate $90-something million to Penn State, so it stands to believe that he would look the other way.

ELITE levels of delusion.

Their administration is also trash. https://www.thenation.com/article/loyola-basketballs-march-madness-success-shaded-by-student-unrest/

Ronnie from McKeesport would like a word with you for publishing his likeness without his consent.

Friendly reminder that David Samson came in dead last place on Survivor, a game show where you are incentivized to sacrifice your weakest player first. He was on a tribe with a woman who ended up throwing all their rice in a fire, and he was still eliminated first.

Garland’s dad’s problem was that he named his son Cuyler.

Both of these teams can go jump in the Thames.

“Speaking of architecture, can we get someone to measure the amount of force it will take to snap this folding table in half when piledriven into it from the approximate height of an RV?”

I think Guy is genuinely appreciative of the chance he was given by Food Network and is actually fantastic at his job, which 95% of the time is getting people who are not used to being on camera to talk about their food.

“Maybe I can quit this job.”

“Maybe I can quit this job....”

He was assassinated by the Coward Ref

Sure, I take a dump on the grass at the park in Cleveland after I score a touchdown to mimic the Browns’ season and I get arrested. Go figure.

Why have you used a photo of a generic Soviet general as the header here?

NOW WE CAN SIGN KAEPERNICK. SOUTH PHILLY NECK BEARDS DEFINITELY WON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. WAWA!

Reports: Everyone still hates the Yankees.