Story checks out. Seems like Philly.

I also liked Mike Trout getting one of the TD balls. I assume it’s a subtle marketing ploy by the Phillies to get him to sign here when his contract is up. Dear MLB Office, please do not investigate, kthx.

Counterpoint: there are french fries on a sandwich in this picture.

Tebow had 69 yards passing, sounds like a great game to me.

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a North Dakotan who knows he’s mic’d up?

Bunch of Basic betches.

What if I drank craft beer at the DeLeón Platinum Lounge Margarita Bar and Craft Haus?

You should try shopping off-peak hours if your schedule permits. It’s rather fantastic.

Don’t forget the Tourists! (Asheville, Single A, South Atlantic League)

I’m impressed by how terrible that NY tat on his leg is. Looks like a giant M.

I would like to correct the article and say that he graduated with TWO master’s degrees (Math and Math Education), all with a 4.0 GPA.

More like bonerjammed it into the net.

KARL MALONE GON DO WHAT KARL MALONE GON DO.

Yes, but most of the top stars never make it to free agency. If a deal can’t be arranged to extend a contract 12+ months in advance, or the team or player both know they won’t be continuing, they’re usually sold to another team in order to extract some value. Unlike in baseball/football, where you’re compensated for a…

THUNDERHILLCATS ARE GO!

Very astute use of the “fuck you pizza hand emoji” by the Rockies.

No, he would defend its $136 million global box office vs. its production budget of $54 million. He has literally no concept of quality outside of profitability.

For all the garbage he puts out, I actually didn’t mind this piece. It reminded me of Franchise mode in EA Sports MLB 2004 where this was a real concern of mine in the playoffs. I simulated away games and just played the home ones.

This is possibly the worst soccer take of all time. “Wahhhh, we didn’t get a game where Liverpool came back from 3-0 down and ended up winning on penalties!”