Yeah I was quite surprised by how much we saw of him in Zack and Miri. And I will concede that his brain is probably fried from drugs and he has the memory of a goldfish. Apparently my sister’s friend dated him back in the day (or so Jersey legend goes) I should ask her for stories.

I loved Kevin Smith movies when I was young (and as a Jersey kid, a part of me always will), but this movie wasn’t my fave. I always got irrationally annoyed that Jay says he never heard of Amy and then walks away complaining that he’s always telling that story. Which one is it Jay?!

I don’t understand how a man that is so obsessed with his image ends up looking like...that. What does he see in these so-called flattering pictures? He has rings of white around his eyes from the spray-tan/fake tan goggles, his skin is orange and leathery, and his hair is a confusing mess of yellowish cobwebs.

Maybe there is and thats why Donalds hair/makeup/clothing always looks so goddamn terrible.

How do you have so much money (allegedly) and still look so bad? At least blend some of your bronzer around your eyes. The contrast between orange and fish-belly white is very noticeable.

Also, do you want to see that stupid fucking face all the time for the next four years? Look at that thing.

I kind of want to change the meaning of ‘Trump’ like people did with Santorum. Maybe it could mean ‘tremendous dump’. Flushed a big ol’ trump down the toilet last night.

There were always horror stories floating around about that one lady that decided to nanny and got sued when the baby was injured. It was probably an urban legend started by management to keep us from leaving, but it worked. The center I worked at was affiliated with a hospital so the benefits were probably better…

That’s definitely a big one. When I worked for a day care most of the employees (including my mother) were offered double their hourly wage if they’d quit and nanny privately, but people rarely took the offers because if the kid gets hurt its your ass.

It was a very classy way of saying, “Go fuck yourselves because you can be damn sure none of us ever will”.

Have you ever watched HBO’s Oz? Tons of penis of all sizes and colors. It’s set in prison so there is very rarely a romantic or sexy overtone to the dick shots, but there are plenty. That was 2o years ago though and it doesn’t look like much has changed.

This gif is gross and puzzling in so many way. Even if he never said any of the million disgusting things he’s said about his daughter and her body, even if he never spoke of or touched any woman in a disrespectful way, who in the world pats their adult daughter on the hips like that? He’s obviously done it enough…

Because obviously a woman can’t beat a man on her own merit. She must be cheating. I mean...she’s a woman! Who cares if she’s 100% more qualified and vastly more intelligent and rational. Women have cooties and their vaginas make them irrational. It’s science.

This is so fucking disgusting for so many reasons, but it’s also really heartbreaking. This woman had one of the most important and prestigious jobs in the country, she’s done amazing things, she’s smart as hell, and she will probably (knock on wood) be the first woman POTUS. And men that are not even half as…

I will never understand why so many people are unwilling to believe that men in positions of power sometimes abuse said power. There are certain people that when they get the slightest bit of authority will use it to their advantage in any way possible. We’ve all met these people and it’s not hard to see that Trump is…

Do Alaska and Sharon Needles still date? I know they were together when they were both on their original seasons, but I never really kept up with them.

Also it’s rather telling that he’s saying that people are bringing this up and ignoring important issues. Sexual assault isn’t a very important issue to these guys, I guess.

Is he really that bad? I’ve only seen him in Suicide Squad and I thought he did pretty well. I also became disgustingly attracted to him, so who knows if my view is completely impartial. The things I would do to that man. Sigh.

He totally reminded me of Adam Sandler, too! Demin jacket and red hat was like the Sandler uniform in the 90's. Anyway, I grew up without a paternal figure so I wasn’t sure about the lap thing, but I know that I haven’t sat on anyones lap (in a platonic/non sexy manner) since I was a kid. I feel like he had enough…