I have never seen that second one and now I am scarred for life. At what age does a woman stop sitting on her fathers lap? In tiny shorts. While looking like she’s grinding a bit?

Fuck the NY Daily News for repeatedly calling this encounter and the couple “kinky” in the linked article.

Especially since they could have gone on Tindr or Craigslist and found someone willing. They obviously prefer to be sexual predators.

Does he...does he actually think the straws are being put on school buses? I understand that X amount of straws could fit into X number of buses, but no one is literally placing straws on buses to the detriment of young children. It does not sound like he knows this.

This may be the wrong place to ask this, but (minus all the sex mods and stuff) is the Sims 4 worth it? I’ve been playing The Sims since the original and I will still occasionally play Sims 3 (although it’s been freezing on my computer for whatever reason and driving me nuts), but I haven’t made the switch to 4 yet…

“The fact that he was investigated does not prove the university has an anti-male bias.”

I agree. I usually hate to blame someones bad behavior on their parents (and obviously some of her shit is just 100% her fault), but her parents were and continue to be complete nightmares. They were on some VH1 celebrity family counseling show just this year talking about their issues and still using their daughter…

Well, if he is proven innocent then they can say that the school does not have a sexual assault problem and go back to ignoring the fact that their campus has a widely known tradition in which senior boys prey upon underage girls.

I’m so happy I’m not the only one that remembers that show. I was confused as to why Logo was trying to make it seem like this was groundbreaking. Also, I love how badly dressed they all are.

Dear America,

Right? I don’t think any amount of OTC medicine could impair Charlie Sheen. His blood is like 85% heroin/meth/whatever on a daily basis.

My eyebrows will never recover from being a teen in the ‘00s.

That makes sense in a scary, money hungry way.

Still, there’s a difference between your miniskirt riding up when you get out of the car and taking your dick out of your pants. Britney had some rough years, but she turned it around so who knows? Maybe Justin will do the same. He seems like an a-hole, so I doubt, but what do I know?

The difference there being the paparazzi deliberately tried to get up skirt shots as she exited the car. She didn’t just lift her skirt up and expose herself. I agree that she had a rough time and could be more sympathetic, but there’s a difference between exposing yourself and someone sticking their camera between…

This may be bitchy, but it’s always been funny to me how Kim K seems to have used plastic surgery and oodles of make-up to appear less “ethnic” (aka look more like a basic white girl) while her baby sister does the opposite (appropriating from other cultures to try to shed her innate basicness).

I remember seeing a special on her on MTV a few years back and she was talking about all the stuff she went through and it seemed like the only time she was really happy was when she was dancing or working on choreography. She even talked about how much she loved the dancing part of her career. I hate armchair…

I wouldn’t call her a cunt, she lacks the warmth and the depth.

Here’s some:

Steven Tyler had a 14 year-old girls parents sign her over to him so she could live with him while they were “dating”.