Wait... Morgpie? That Morgpie?? She’s a gaming Twitch streamer too?? I was today’s year’s old...

I feel like we’re getting back to the era of just making up fancy buzzwords that don’t actually mean anything but sound good in marketing, like “blast processing” lol

Great point. And if a real life woman had this level of jiggle, half these dudes would be calling her fat/saying she has a fat ass (and not in the complimentary way). This is why so many males have such warped expectations of the bodies of real women, because video games give them big boobs that have the movement of…

I read this three times and I’m still not entirely sure exactly how many games will end up being added. 

This is literally the only thing I remember about that game: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457314/mediaviewer/rm1979089153/?ref_=tt_md_1

Well, it’s one of those games that, if it DOES happen to be bad, god help whoever has the nerve to say so lest they be accused of being too sensitive/woke/etc to enjoy it. You aren’t allowed to point out that crappy games with half-naked, jiggly girls like OneChambara or Senran Kagura are crappy games without a…

Because there is a certain type of person for whom it’s not thrilling enough to look at the images and videos in which the women CHOSE to show their boobs to the world. It needs to be the private stuff that we weren’t meant to see -- then it’s more fun and naughty. It’s gross.

Yeah... Jennifer Love Hewitt was definitely the “Sydney Sweeney of the ‘90s” as it were. Or Sydney Sweeney is the “Jennifer Love Hewitt of today,” whichever way you prefer. Including the self-deprecating SNL sketches about her rack.

Yes but there is ALWAYS a slightly bigger one. And that one is always my favorite.

I know this is irrelevant to the story, but I’ve always heard this guy was a HUGE a*hole. Can anyone confirm or deny? 

I’d love to know what their endgame was. I understand swindling people 50 years ago when everything was cash and no paper trail, and you could just be gone Lyle Lanley-style with everyone’s money before anyone was the wiser and easily never be found — and THEN show up and do it again at the next place to boot. But…

It’s like they don’t know how to just do a AA first party game without a handheld to put it on — it would somehow diminish the PS5 to have such games on it. Unless they can do a full-on, massively epic God of War-caliber experience, why even bother. I don’t know why they can’t just do more smaller digital games for…

There was also Jak & Daxter: The Lost Frontier in 2009, which tried to be more of a full-on J&D game on PSP. It was okay, but it wasn’t as good as Daxter. They should’ve just done a second Daxter game. As it stands, that’s the last new J&D game ever.

Seems fun, but it was also a massive pain trying to play it on my phone. So it’ll have to be a laptop game for me. 

I’m a fan of the remake, but I also agree that there is so much to like about Ever Crisis’s presentation and mechanics that are wasted in a gacha mobile game.

Would’ve been great to be told there are two entire games we should play before Rebirth a little bit sooner than the DAY BEFORE Rebirth comes out...

Syphon Filter had such a great renaissance on PSP, but like a lot of PlayStation franchises, it wasn’t deemed “AAA” enough to warrant anything but portable sequels and it died when PlayStations handhelds died. Ditto for Resistance and Jak & Daxter, two other PlayStation series that got a couple extra years thanks to…

They had me at sweet teats. 

The really gross thing is that they aimed this at families and children, looking to make a buck off of kids who were excited for this and then had to be heartbroken when they showed up.

$70 x 1,000,000 is another $70,000,000 in potentially lost sales. Obviously every person who pirated the game doesn’t necessarily equal a lost sale, but still. $70,000,000-ish in lost revenue on a single game isn’t “eh, no biggie, stop your whining” just because Nintendo is doing well financially at the moment.