Great! I’ll see you at Barry Bonds’ Hall of Fame induction next year!

If the coaches fail to select Isaiah Thomas to back up starters Messrs Butler & Lowry, I shall engage in copious commenting as well. Uncle Drew is a skilled player of the hoops, but such a late start to the season has earned him a lovely vacation during All-Star break.

Uh, the Patriots themselves have given the ball in overtime to someone and ended up winning. It even happened against Peyton Manning if I recall.

Butthurt Pats fan is butthurt.

If by literally zero you mean 13, then sure...

“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

Football wives gotta do whatever they can to stay in the game man. Someone younger, faster, better able to play the position is coming for their spot, every damn day.

Hahaha....what? What do you want me to do, try to dox you, find you, and fight you or something?

He thinks the Joker’s favorite show would be Family Guy.

is this real i honestly can’t tell

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

6 point star.

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

Says the guy who's obviously never been to prison... You can get anything you want it's easier to get heroin than on the streets. And everything is searched and there's teams of people who work full time to find contraband. But people will get what they want. It's way the war on drugs is so dumb if you can't stop the…

Consider this (from a hopeless Saints fan):

I don’t know if he did or didn’t, but I like that it’s not mentioned that he said “I play for the Bengals.” I genuinely hope he didn't say it and just let the racist dicks get their comeuppance in a public forum.

I know that we’re not supposed to be serious here, but nowhere above does he say anything about being racially profiled. Deadspin put the word “racially” in the headline. The correct reporting should have been that he was profiled. And if the thief from the morning looks like him, then he was profiled correctly. So…

Would anyone have guessed that was his nephew and not his niece without the headline or story info?

Why’d he still buy the games? I wouldn’t have given those clowns my money after I got treated like that.