They should ban his stupid hair indefinitely.

The truth is so much sadder. She reminds the owner of his daughter that no longer talks to him. :(

Your wife is a saint.

My dad got hammered drunk like he does at every family holiday event. He was in the bathroom upstairs which is right above the kitchen where everyone else is drinking. He stumbled, bumped into the wall, and ran into the toilet: everyone heard the thuds. When he came downstairs everyone was asking “Are you okay?”…

In my last position, I was with a staffing firm based out of the Metro Detroit area. To give you an idea of our work environment, we were a hyper-competitive organization with a lot of internal conflicts – our owner was a former big-wig at a robotics firm until he was asked to resign because his staff didn’t like his…

Should of shouted “chocolate fountain!” and b-lined for it. I’d have believed it, George

I was new at my company (a few weeks in) and worked in a different office from almost everyone else. I flew to our HQ the day of our party and met all the people there. Not knowing anyone, I was looking for the first moment of sanctioned drinking I could find. It came when our CEO invited a group of about 10 of us…

When I first started working at my current company, the owners always threw a holiday party at our facility. The festivities were based in the office area, but other parts of the building (shop floor, laboratory, etc.) were not necessarily off-limits. Back in those days, we only had about 10-15 employees, so even…

2 questions: 1) Were you both super drunk when this happened, or was this bound to happen regardless? 2) How awkward was it running into this person at the office after bathroom sex?

My boss was in charge of hiring the DJ for our office party (300 employees + spouses, very corporate) but of course he dropped the ball and started calling people the day before the party. Since he couldn’t find anyone, he begged me to do it (I was in a band at the time so that somehow qualified me in his eyes). Not…

That’s what you get for hagglin’ with Hos!

My previous company, (which was a short-lived experienced due to them filing for Chapter 11 after only a year there), used to have these really swanky Christmas parties at this high-end, members only “club” in Philly called the Union League. The corrupt jackass who ran the company was a good ole boy member there, and…

Long story short: I got kicked out of the bar my company had reserved for it’s holiday party for having sex with a co-worker in the bathroom. I am not a smart person.

Two years ago our holiday party was held at a swanky nightclub. One of the new guys was a British chap who had just moved to the States. About an hour into the party I realize he’s had a few too many. He’s also starting to get a little pushy.

I make it a point to profess my undying love to a different co-worker every year. Usually I get something like, “I told you, I have a boyfriend,” or “You seem nice but I don’t know who you are” but I’m shooting like 10% since 2006 which isn’t too bad.

My own office holiday parties are pretty unremarkable but I worked for a Museum that was used for a lot of upscale holiday parties for big tech companies. I worked in event coordinating and would help arrange venue rentals and coordinate logistics. Part of this was working with part time and contract staff to help…

You would have rightfully gotten your ass beat

Last year we were visiting the in-laws down in North Carolina. One day I went to the grocery store wearing a t-shirt with the above Red Sox reference on it. Part way through shopping, I see this old, rather angry looking guy coming toward me. He stops, pauses, and says, “Oh, I thought your shirt said “ISIS” on it.” I…

okay, fine, troll. I haven’t heard anything about Kelce dancing this season, but the bullshit controversy about Newton has been all over the national media, and seems to be an extension of the accusations concerning Newton’s on-field behavior before this and his seeming inability to “act the right way.” I don’t know…

Just because one stupid person writes a letter to a newspaper it doesn’t mean that “people are up in arms” about something.